When You Get Piss Everywhere From Trying to Do One Whilst Stood up
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Oh my, I was absolutely bursting for the loo after writing a massively long reply to someone. As the lighting in my bathroom isn’t great I tired to stand up as best I could over the loo so that you’d get to see the stream of golden nectar gushing out of my hairy pussy and into the loo. The trouble is, my urethra needs stretching again and so it can be quite a lot of effort to squeeze the pee out. When I do that, the direction of the spurt changes! And instead of going down the loo, it went all over the seat and down my thighs. Meaning I didn’t just have to wipe my hairy pussy to dry, but I also had to use wet wipes on my wet legs.
Video Transcription
Hello there, hello there, hello there.
How are you?
How the fuck are you?
I really need a wee wee.
I've just been writing.