This will make your cock hard and wet!

Hello there, how are you? Good evening. I am in such a f*cking good mood, basically.

My favourite band from 20 years ago have reformed, but slipped down, and they're now a two-piece.

And they've released their debut single on my 40th birthday last week, and they're going on tour.

They've got a couple of dates next month, and then a couple of dates in May, and I'm so f*cking excited.

And if you would like to meet me, Trowbridge on the 13th of April and Oxford on the 10th of May is where you need to be.