Stepmom enjoys stepson's creampie as if she forgot what it leads to

Can I come over?

Come in.

Look what I bought in the hall, like my new clothes.

No offense, but you look like a 40-year-old woman trying to bang a schoolgirl.

Man, it's fashionable now, so I figured he likes you, he's a classmate, he's a classmate, and what, no, you don't like him?