Maisie Lewis and the Large Omen John Thomas Toy

Hey, so here's a little fun fact. When people see women with very large toys, they get a little bit put off and they're like, "Oh, you must have a fanny like a bucket."

Like, "Oh, you must be so loose."

So, here's a little fun fact for you. Size toys actually make you stronger and actually make you feel tighter.

And I'll tell you the reason why. Obviously, when women have babies, they push out a fucking massive head.

They don't have a gaping hole after the baby's born. It comes back in.