I offer my neighbor a delicious coffee in exchange for giving me his delicious and huge cock for my narrow and dirty ass, we end up fucking hard.

No, but being alone and drinking coffee alone, if it's boring.

It'll be. I'm gonna tell the person to come have coffee with me.

Hello neighbor, how are you?

Okay, neighbor, what are you doing?

Oh, the thing is, I wanted to invite you for a cup of coffee here with me.